It looks like a hostile work-place, full of sexual innuendos and loud noise. Probably tons of the opposite gender rotating through asking to see your "wares". Can I apply on-line?
I suppose I've almost totally de-railed this post. It's tough to quiet all those voices in my head...
Hi Roddy! Welcome to the HOC ward ;D
I truly hope they have single malt in the land down under! God bless the Scotts!