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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Take my wife . . . Please

So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means?  It's not the end of the world.

Why not go out on a limb; that's where the fruit is.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

They're called 'Boo'tique because the price will scare you.

Everybody has to feel superior to somebody.  But, it's customary to present a little proof before you take the privilege.

When I was a kid, I'd play in the sandbox and the cat kept covering me up.

you can't depend on your eyes if your imagination is out of focus.

I keep trying to think, but nuttin' happens 

I have not yet begun to fight.

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.

The real hero is he who has subjugated his mind.

Philosophy is its own time comprehended in thoughts

Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow.  The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field.

Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.

I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I'd know what kind of work he's out of.

Never answer an anonymous letter.

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

The debt we owe to the play of imagination is incalculable.

But what is happiness except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads.

May the Great Mystery make sunrise in your heart.

There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly.