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Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow.  The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.

Philosophy is its own time comprehended in thoughts

The real hero is he who has subjugated his mind.

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.

I have not yet begun to fight.

I keep trying to think, but nuttin' happens 

you can't depend on your eyes if your imagination is out of focus.

When I was a kid, I'd play in the sandbox and the cat kept covering me up.

Everybody has to feel superior to somebody.  But, it's customary to present a little proof before you take the privilege.

They're called 'Boo'tique because the price will scare you.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

Why not go out on a limb; that's where the fruit is.

So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means?  It's not the end of the world.

Take my wife . . . Please

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.