barrymclark Posted March 26, 2009 Author Share Posted March 26, 2009 Hi Barry and welcome to the HOC. I'm surprised that nobody has been thinking outside of the box for you and your no-Heritage dilemma. With a baby due soon and the baby shower that comes with it you need to invite good ole Uncle Marv and tell him that the child will most certainly be a musical prodigy and for the present he should give the child a new Heritage so that a proper start with the highest quality instrument can be achieved. You will then of course have a few years to break in the instrument so it will be ready for the prodigy when lessons begin.Here is a thought..... I am likely to be returning to school to pursue further degrees in fire science. For that, I have to get a loan AND my company reimburses based on grades. Soo.... I figure, with a little bit of fraud, I can get my degree AND own several Heritages. Win/win. All I gotsta do is dodge the collectors and subpoenas for the rest of my life. Worth it, I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Seacup Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Is "fire science" some sort of occult code for "high finance"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrymclark Posted March 26, 2009 Author Share Posted March 26, 2009 Is "fire science" some sort of occult code for "high finance"?Well, I mistyped. I meant fire protection engineering... but yes. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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